Therapy For Beginners (in progress) - This is my first attempt at a
full length solid piece of silly humor, using a set of silly photos taken
when I was being especially silly in 1973. This may turn into my
second professional piece of silliness - only time and a successful book
deal will tell.
Now what should happen
is that when you start to read the text, you'll probably look something
But part way through
or possibly right at the end before they come to take you away, you'll
probably look like this:
However, if you look
They'll almost certainly
haul you off.
Since the material is
just about 30 years old, I can claim, with some substance, that the silliness
contained therein has been tested exhaustively for 30 years and is therefore
guaranteed to be at least silly enough to make you grin, and possibly silly
enough to make you try out some of the suggested therapies in the privacy
of your own bathroom.
Since bathrooms are associated
with distinctly silly noises nobody will be any the wiser, unless you laugh
too loudly, in which case everyone will take notice and you may see a little
yellow van draw up at your front door.
Enjoy, laugh loud and
long, but don't send me any medical bills for ruptures, hernias and burst